Tahu is a Bionicle who writes screenplays and wears gucci even though he is known to be broke. Tahu is a big fan of restaraunts as he is seen eating out at Chipotle, McDonalds, Starbucks, and Hooters.
Tahu first appeared at Chipotle in "Every Time I go to Chipotle this happens". He was too embarrassed to order a burrito, however, and left to go to Taco Bell. Later he was put under house arrest after he and his friend, Hippo, tried to rob a McDonalds. He broke parole however and was arrested again after Darth Vader blew up a Starbucks. He was put under house arrest again, and again broke parole and went to jail for real this time. He was later seen at Femboy Hooters with his probation officer.